I was actually at the game yesterday. Not sure about a gametime temp of 87 though, it was mid 90s in the parking lot and reached as high as 97 in the stadium from what I saw. In any case, the puke-cleanup-guy became a bit of an impromptu celebrity after his first appearance. He brought out a huge shovel and scooped…

Scissor me timbers.

You see? This is what America really should be all about. People of all races and genders, coming together in harmony to loot a gas station and take selfies. Truly a magical moment.

If this were in Green Bay or Milwaukee I’d be on my way to the dude’s house right now with cash in hand. Unapologetic Corrado fanboy here, NP.

This is Koopa.

A friend of mine had one of these in high school. I’ll literally never forget that car simply because it was so utterly blah that we all acted (as high schools do) like it was the greatest vehicle known to man, just for the laughs. In fact, whenever my friend would talk about the car, or if someone brought it up in…

Well, coming from a Lancer so perhaps it’s a matter of perspective, but we have no kids and we both hate big SUVs. Haven’t run into a lack of room try and doubt we will.

My wife and I just got a Tiguan for her. Lots of room, all wheel drive, and SO much cheaper than the Touareg. Kind of makes me wonder why the Touareg even exists in the first place.

Okay, this is a story my friend would probably kill me for telling, since he’s the star of the show and I was merely a bystander, but let’s do this:

Owned a 98 GTI and then a 2002 GTI 337 edition, currently own a 2012 beetle r. I’m a fan of the platform in general and any issues I had with the GTIs were things I could take care of myself in my driveway. You’ll always hear horror stories of course, but that’s pretty much the case with every car and brand.

I’m a Fond du Lac native, and I gotta say it’s a pretty fitting name. That said, Lake Flies would have been even better. Here at the bottom of Lake Winnebago, clouds of the fucking flies gather throughout the summer, and by the 4th of July (when everyone is at the local park by the lake for fireworks) it’s like a…

Where have I seen this idea before...

And now this is on the Yahoo FP... O_o

Do me a huge favor here and tell me how “because where we’re going, we don’t need even *HAVE* the most basic research” makes the slightest bit of sense. I’ll wait.

Are we positive this didn’t happen outside of a Cars & Coffee meetup?

They get hit in the head a lot.

$4000 for a big, weird looking bag of problems and almost zero go-fast? CP

The only real answer: Copperhead

Any time I have a car up on a jack or jackstands I’m pretty much in full-on anxiety mode. That fucker is going to fall... and even if I’m not under it, some small child will run out of a bush and jump underneath just before it happens and I’m going to end up going to jail for it OH GOD PLEASE JUST TAKE THE CAR OFF THE…