First thing I thought was mid 90s Grand Am

You should have stopped at “I guess.”

I didn’t realize there were 32 lines of dialogue in Avatar.

It looks like someone drew a really nice Porsche with pen and ink and then took their thumb and smudged the last 1/4. Not crazy about that.

Does the back end look as much like a Saturn Ion as the photos make it seem?

Do you double clutch it or granny-shift?

He's a whiny old man. The triple crown is such a rare and exciting possibility BECAUSE it's so difficult to pull off. Horses peak and drop all the time, and if an owner isn't comfortable running his horse in an earlier event but then the horse shows it's ready for Belmont, they run in Belmont. He knows how things are,…

Is that a fish finder coming up from between the seats?

Sound systems that attempt to compensate for road noise. I've never once been in a car where it worked correctly. I can handle twisting the knob, thanks.

I think they're both dicks in equal measure, though the angry dude escalated it to a physical confrontation... which means if I were Lambo guy I probably would have run him over.

I love that this was their way of testing. No better way, really.

Being invited up twice doesn't equal "crashing"

How can you say no to that sweet, sweet late 90s Pioneer head unit? Mmmhmmmmmm, that's some sweet customization right there.

My wife calls those old Pontiac minivans "Suppository vans" because that's what they look like.

I can't wait to see nothing even remotely resembling this on a road, ever. Ever.

Good.

I would drive the hell out of that thing.

Ew.

They're putting you in danger of me hating you because they're fucking dumb.

My 2012 beetle turbo has a sport mode and it's definitely a vast improvement over the standard driving experience. Throttle response in particular is hugely different, along with a drastic increase in engine braking during the automatic downshifting. If I really want to have fun I'll switch to the DSG manual mode, but…