Why? What does this accomplish?

Joke’s on them, I’ve been putting glue in my cereal for years.

WE GET IT
YOU LIKE HONDAS
NOW LEAVE SAAB ALONE

I have so many angry words I wish to slap you in the face with.

Hardest thing I ever did was sell my first car, a turbocharged Plymouth Sundance Duster that ran 12s in the quarter and took first place at a bunch of car shows. The person I was married to at the time made me sell it, and then she cleaned out her closets and disappeared a month later.

I cried about that car leaving,…

For 3 years I had the BMW version of these idiotic return-to-center joystick style shifters. I don’t get why car companies make them. My car had 3 fail safe mechanisms not present in the even stupider FCA version:

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

Thank you Cummins Diesel for overthrowing Qaddafi.

Oh I permanently deafened your newborn child from half a mile away and you’re going to arrest me?

Welp, now I know that Mauritius is an island east of Madagascar in the Indian Ocean. Thanks fighty cargo ship people.

TGAC(Top Gear After Clarkson) is horrible. It has nothing to do with the hosts although the Screaming Guy does suck pretty bad. It’s more the producing and writing. I bet you could take an old script and run the Joey and Screaming Guy through it and it would be a decent show. Obviously that won’t work as we’ve seen…

Ask forgiveness, not permission.

Lol. Don't be a dick.

Not doing any good. He gave three people severe injuries, one poor bastard has brain damage and is learning how to do everything all over again.

Fuck this dude. I hope they throw the book at him.

“I had to remove the timing belt cover to access the water pump: a stupid design.”

I have to say, a license plate really breaks up the whole “Neo with a melted mouth” look. One of the few instances where a front plate actually improves the looks.

I don’t know what’s up, but Toyota SUCKS at design lately.

I think you are slightly overestimating the dexterity and athleticism of the average solara driver.

It’s Massachusetts. He probably thought the telephone poll was talking shit.