I have to tell you, you haven’t owned a real AMG until you have owned a Mitsubishi Galant AMG.

To Whom It May Concern:

When it’s 100° and 97% humidity, all the wind in the world doesn’t cool you off.

What an incendiary remark.

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

As a shiksa, I would like to politely request that the shofar be blown at every Jewish party non-Jews are invited to, because it’s fucking rad.

This would be a good time to point out that Hanukkah hasn’t even started yet. So lighting a menorah is fucking stupid. Might as well have eaten matzah or blown the shofar.

And ooh, I’ll bet he REALLY scolds those good ole bros in the pickup trucks covered in Confederate flags.

it’s literally the joke that Clarkson made. It’s in the preview, if they really do the hAlfa Romeo, I’d be floored if they didn’t keep that joke/naming.

At least they lampshaded it with “Red dit”

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Prefer the 300C styling myself.

It must suck not to have a Popeye’s nearby.

I’m going to add “I apologize if anyone was offended by” to my autocorrect list and change it to “I am a heartless, soulless moron for.”

Regular reminder that “I’m sorry IF you were offended” is not a real apology because it puts the blame on the victim, instead of accepting responsibility of your actions.

I love Koenigsegg and this is cool and exciting (and the Agera would be cool even if they failed here) but the best thing about this whole scenario is this: Bugatti’s tacky Chiron with a big 42 in the grille to commemorate their new record, is now commemorating nothing. Hopefully there’s a really wealthy Douglas Adams…

And the GT-R as well. The entire point of the GT-R was that it was to beat supercars at half their price. Now it’s ballooned to be equal to their price, and doesn’t even beat them anymore. The new Godzilla is the Camaro as the ZL1 1LE is $72k and beats the GT-R NISMO and other supercars.

Maybe if he puts an “AMG” badge on it the neighbors won’t notice. Or just leave the price tag on it.

I bought this and installed it with a shower head filter in between about 2 weeks ago, and I can verify that this shower head has no business being as good as it is for that price.

I bought this and installed it with a shower head filter in between about 2 weeks ago, and I can verify that this…

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.