There’s something ironic about a Mercedes-Benz having four rings on the dashboard.

Viper with original Mini engine.

Bimmerang works well here.

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These articles are Gold! I’m telling you Jerry! GOLD!

I love this so much.

I was wondering that, too.

My biggest question is: “What the hell is a 67 year old lady doing with a Subaru STi?!”

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

I always considered Shooting Brakes and Hatchbacks to be separate body styles, much like most Jalops separate Hatchbacks from Wagons. Am I mistaken?

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Go away you stupid, trolling, anti semetic, Hitler cock gargling piece of shit.

*extremely accurate

No, this is an accurate representation of how much oil a Mini Cooper engine needs. Just do that twice a day, every day, and you’ll be fine.

Holy carp! I can’t believe how cheap that is.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

I got e-mails (“Dear Doug, can you take your Skyline to CarMax?”). I got text messages (“Hey man, take your Skyline to CarMax!”). I got YouTube comments (“u should of taken ur skyline asshole”).

Either way, I figured there was no way they’d be able to come up with an accurate value, which is, of course, 45,100 credits in GranTurismo 2.

First, second, fifth...no sixth! THIRD!