“That was so long ago.”

I would fancily drive the crap out of this. Burberry scarf and paperboy cap, with driving goggles... oh, and pinkies up.

Can I just have the cash, instead?

I thought the 360 CS’s stripes enveloped the Ferrari nose badge, and only broke for the FERRARI badge at the rear? I had a really nice long sleeve shirt that had the CS’s stripe on the front and back, and I seem to remember it being that way on the shirt as well (RIP shirt, I lost you in a house fire and was never…

Reverse = push?

The weather is better in the winter ;) Been down here for 3 years now and still hide inside as much as possible during the summer.

Somewhere at Porsche HQ, there are like 5 engineers cheering as all of the systems they designed to work off-road actually worked off-road.

Well, welcome to Central Florida, land of no front plates, no sales tax, and no personal property tax on vehicles. Come for the warm winters, question why you left cooler climes during July.

Jeep... Wrangler. If you’re exploring the country, for example, driving New England in fall, or driving through our National Parks, stopped at a stoplight at night where there isn’t a ton of light pollution, the ability to fold up your roof and really see EVERYTHING is a fantastic feeling. Why have a roof to block out…

$1,846,153.85 (average) per VW dealer doesn’t really seem like enough? Doesn’t that seem low?

The only acceptable position for reverse is up and to the left. Put it below 5th and some moron used to driving a six-speed will try to throw the car into reverse at 55mph.

Well, apparently Nintendo and Niantic Labs asked PokeVision to shut down their service. Good job, Niantic. Your game is precedented on having an accurate tracking system to find Pokemon, and after neutering your own, broken, in-game system, you’ve shut down the 3rd party solutions people relied on because your in-game…

iOS update available on my phone.

Well I don’t because it wouldn’t fit in my garage and it doesn’t have CarPlay. I imagine it’s a pain to install a CarPlay head unit. Though it’d sure be nice to have an S600 or S65 to faff about in with my friends. Throw dark tint on it and drive around like we’re far more important than we actually are.

Saw one of those the other day, driving back from work. It had, I swear to God, a Dominos illuminated sign on the roof. Yes, even a guy who delivers pizza for Dominos can now afford an S500. Why doesn’t everybody drive one?!

When I bought my Miata, used, I purchased a 6-year, 100,000 mile extended warranty for it. I still get these notices. I hate them with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

Wow, those windows providing an incredible view... this is going to be a great show!

It was indeed. I hope he’s okay, and back to racing again soon.

What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the clanking of the photographer’s big brass balls.

Man, I can’t wait to see the pictures he captured. I hope he hit focus.