Fun fact: This is actually iOS 10.0.1

The weather is better in the winter ;) Been down here for 3 years now and still hide inside as much as possible during the summer.

Somewhere at Porsche HQ, there are like 5 engineers cheering as all of the systems they designed to work off-road actually worked off-road.

I remember when I worked at Apple, I could spot non-OEM display glass really easily. The color of the ambient light and proximity sensors were completely off... red or blue instead of the OEM purplish (which apparently is a real word, thank you autocorrect...). One quick shine of an LED flashlight and I knew.

They’re building up 39A to hold the Falcon Heavy, so there may not be a major delay just because pad 40 is out of commission.

Well, welcome to Central Florida, land of no front plates, no sales tax, and no personal property tax on vehicles. Come for the warm winters, question why you left cooler climes during July.

Jeep... Wrangler. If you’re exploring the country, for example, driving New England in fall, or driving through our National Parks, stopped at a stoplight at night where there isn’t a ton of light pollution, the ability to fold up your roof and really see EVERYTHING is a fantastic feeling. Why have a roof to block out…

$1,846,153.85 (average) per VW dealer doesn’t really seem like enough? Doesn’t that seem low?

The only acceptable position for reverse is up and to the left. Put it below 5th and some moron used to driving a six-speed will try to throw the car into reverse at 55mph.

Welp, guess I’ll be seeing Lightningsarus Rex (L-Rex, if you’re going by Jurassic World parlance) soon on SyFy.

They have to animate it properly. It can’t be animated “correctly.” Like, if they’re about to Bat-climb a wall, their capes better be flush with their back. There also had better be labels on EVERYTHING. Henchmen should all look like one of three guys, and they should be wearing HENCHMEN shirts.

Well, apparently Nintendo and Niantic Labs asked PokeVision to shut down their service. Good job, Niantic. Your game is precedented on having an accurate tracking system to find Pokemon, and after neutering your own, broken, in-game system, you’ve shut down the 3rd party solutions people relied on because your in-game…

iOS update available on my phone.

Well I don’t because it wouldn’t fit in my garage and it doesn’t have CarPlay. I imagine it’s a pain to install a CarPlay head unit. Though it’d sure be nice to have an S600 or S65 to faff about in with my friends. Throw dark tint on it and drive around like we’re far more important than we actually are.

Saw one of those the other day, driving back from work. It had, I swear to God, a Dominos illuminated sign on the roof. Yes, even a guy who delivers pizza for Dominos can now afford an S500. Why doesn’t everybody drive one?!

When I bought my Miata, used, I purchased a 6-year, 100,000 mile extended warranty for it. I still get these notices. I hate them with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

Let’s be honest, accidentally adopting Robin is certainly not the WORST premise to come out of a comic book. Plus, I think it’ll be dang funny, to see that happen, knowing LEGO Batman.

Wow, those windows providing an incredible view... this is going to be a great show!

Came here for this. Right on the money. Landing at higher throttle is why landing on an aircraft carrier is more controlled crashing into the deck and then getting stopped by having someone grab the back of your collar than actually touching down gently.

It was indeed. I hope he’s okay, and back to racing again soon.