BACK SEAT WINDOWS UP

Sure wish they had one of these when I was selling a Buick in Boynton Beach. Of course, I wish I had a picture of the guy’s face when he gave me more money than he expected for it. Thank you posthumously, Grandpa, for not driving your Buick very much. Turns out a 2008 Buick is worth a decent amount of cash when it’s…

Brilliantly stated. This every day of the year.

I stopped caring about that. If you wanna be 3 inches off my bumper on a hill, you parked too close and I’ll get a new bumper from your insurance company.

I love how the wiper is trying to escape the car. In neutral, it’s trying to vibrate itself off the window. Over bumps, it’s trying to jump and commit suicide.

You’re not thinking 1980s enough. Go get your boom box. It’s got a radio tuner in it!

Rear seats cannot be used when driving. Says nothing about having the best and most comfortable view ever at the drive-in. Or going to Sonic and having a picnic lunch in the bed of your BRAT.

Will this be racing in FIA GT3 series? If so, which?

Lost it at Chris Christie eating all the mid-grade. Laughed out loud in my office. Happy I’m IT, in a corner, by myself, where nobody could hear my shameful chortle.

He was a UMass student. Now he’s a UConn student. I assume after getting arrested twice in a week, UMass may have expelled him. And UConn only accepted him on the condition of not getting arrested. Which is easy for most of us, but not for Toolbag McGee up in there. I imagine as he’s pinned and cuffed, he realizes he…

Amazingly, found through the comments on YouTube, this kid was arrested twice last year when he was at UMass. I think when he was getting cuffed, he realized that he wasn’t going to be a UConn much longer... three arrests before the age of 20... wow.

What? No option for blue racing stripes on my white car? Boo...

You missed the part where the badges are made out of sterling bloody silver.

You forgot to mention the Mini Cooper R52/53 bixenon headlights!

Why do I have the worst feeling the parents of the kids are going to try to sue Lime Rock Park and Endurance Kart Racing?

I normally fly Southwest out of the fantastic Terminal A with all it’s wonderful glass and light. Flew out to Phoenix on American out of Terminal B and I felt like I was in the Cold War.

So long as you leave out of Terminal A. Terminal B is old and busted. Terminal A? New hotness.

Another shot of MCO! Glad I Cmd-F searched before posting!

No problem! I figured. I’m doing fantasy car shopping right now, so I was looking at prices and had sticker-shock.

Is it a typo that the EcoBoost Premium Hatchback starts at $41k?