You would not enjoy this game, then.

EDF! EDF! EDF!

Do you actually believe the sensationalist shit you type or are you just trollin?

If it gets the wall built I’m all for it

As if rotten tomatoes is a good scoring system

Disregard

not a punk song.

Does anyone here know about Manahatten Special? It’s kind of a regional thing. Espresso soda. Very tasty, much better than coke+coffee if you ask me.

It’s definitely carbonated. See the head (bubbles at top of glass)?

Sorry, Brian. Looks like Japan was late to the party on this one. Coke Blak came out about 10 years ago and I’m pretty sure it didn’t last more than a year before it got discontinued.

Yes, because nobody can start a business on their own. Especially a white person

Declining jobless rate and safer neighborhoods? So sad. What a loss.

Providence is already gentrified. Hipsters everywhere.

Move to south side of Chicago. I’m sure you won’t be viewed as the gentrifying force

Move to Detroit then.

Yes, because bringing in lots of new businesses and jobs is somehow a bad thing. You’re completely delusional, Michael. Don’t worry, south side of Chicago will always be there for your perfect Black paradise

Why are you so concerned about other peoples reasons for buying one? Why do you care so much? You and I both know these will sell like hotcakes regardless of all of the reasons you are giving here.

You are over analyzing a comedy show that seeks to offend everyone and everything. It really is just skin deep and the fact that you and pretty much everyone else here are trying to mold the joke to your personal view on the word makes it all the more hilarious. They really are geniuses, those guys.

You should revisit the “Smug Alert” episode and rethink your thesis

It’s South Park. It’s a joke.