Bravely bold Sir Mesut
Rode forth from Hornsey Road.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Mesut.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Mesut.

The cat is both on and offsides until the video replay is confirmed.

“well read or educated.”

This might be a bit too esoteric, even for Deadspin, but here goes.

Said it before, will say it again: it’s not politics, it’s morality. If the greatest controversy around Donald Trump were, say, his position on revising the tax code, or even something as volatile as abortion rights, then fine, the PGA could say “whoa, we stay out of politics.” But it’s so much worse than that. It’s…

Stick to sports.

The PGA is a sporting concern whose most prestigious tournament takes place at a club that had no black members until 1990

Let’s be honest, it’s too much for some of these advocates of S2S to register that flying a Confederate Battle Flag next to a US flag is ridiculous.

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

You know what movie is great, Leni Riefenstahl’s Olympia. Now there’s a director who could stick to sports.

It would also help if people realized Twitter is a poor platform to communicate complex policy discussions, whether from the president, a house rep, or some chief of staff. Its only mildly better at it than kinja comments are. As Herm Edwards would say, "don't press send". 

It’s almost like infotainment is not a good way to run a nation.

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

How dare they behave more like the men! The women should act like ladies!

They were unapologetically American. Brash and confident. They came in as the favorite and they didn’t try to downplay that fact with an “Aww shucks we’re just happy to be here and we’re gonna try real hard.” attitude. They owned that and then danced on the graves of anybody who dared doubt them. And it was fucking…

Yeah, the article glosses over just how bad the subs were. The choice to do a like-for-like sub at fullback, while losing, with less than 10 minutes left, in the final - that was baffling. Like he was playing for the draw, despite already losing.

TRUMP: Are those people saying “Fuck Trump?” On MY news network?

But did anyone pantomime eating a stroopwafel?

Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”