Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

The free space is just the GOP elephant symbol. 

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

If I’m not mistaken, this game marks the very first time in history that a bunch of old white men have been concerned about the feelings of women of color.

You think that a bunch of Deadspin commenters haven’t been on the wrong side of an athletic ass kicking? Buddy,,,

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

You, Me, and Bear

Now I have “Walking On Funbags” in my head.

Samer and the Deadspins is the lamest band name ever.

Nixon went behind Johnson’s back and negotiated with North Vietnam and managed to kill a peace deal. The war went on for five more years. How many dead Americans were a result of that? I don’t really believe Nixon deserves any kind words.

I was told this material would not be on the test today.

Marx once wrote that history repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce.

Never forget their sacrifice

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

I still stand for that flag, for I am not a soyboi cuck

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.