“Not every aircraft keeps their genitals in the same place.”

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

I want that Jeter one airbrushed on a van.

Yes, just give it time. Ozil will be hurt, and after 1-3 months of form, he will again fall prey to the walking sleeps and doze through games. Aaron Ramsey will score 4 more goals before finding a way to break a bone only Welshmen have and miss 6 months and Alexis Sanchez will sprain his groin at least twice before…

It’s really quite impressive how a team that still finds a way to win silverware can be considered a “failure,” especially when their traditional rivals, who are now considered “successful,” currently have the best team they have possibly ever had and have still won fuck-all.

Are you familiar with the plot of the Beverly Hillbillies?

“They were the EPL’s best team the year that Leicester City won it all...”

It’s actually not at all the same thing, but thanks for playing!

My father in law was a Lt. Col and will write anonymous notes or stop by to his neighbors and area schools about flag etiquette in the rain, or bulbs being burned out. That makes him sound like an asshole, but he’s a really nice guy and has explained it as: nobody’s forcing you to display this flag, but you’ve chosen…

Tell that to my fuckin parole officer.

Meh, we only follow the laws that we like in this country.

I actually should mention that Oyamel in Penn Quarter is friggin’ AWESOME, but it’s pretty-high end Mexican small plates, and is hardly traditional. Some of the best meals I’ve had in the city were there.  

Blue Agave in Baltimore’s Federal Hill is really good traditional Mexican food, though higher-end than most. Not…

This is ridiculous. I’m outta here.
Cech, please.

a fun but ultimately pointless exercise

Don’t make fun of Billy. He grew up on the southern isthmus of the Texan peninsula. It was a hard-scrabble life on the tundra there and education was a luxury - not a right.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

So, you get it?

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

Sounds like a line from the punk rock version of the Star-Spangled Banner