Kasey Keller and Brad Friedel both also had extended careers in the Premier League. Not to mention Brian McBride and Carlos Bocanegra playing at Fulham for multiple seasons.

It’s almost like the EPL didn’t start in 2013.

People need to use the resources the Internet provides. Dempsey is Fulham’s leading scorer of goals in the club’s time in the PL, which both preceded his arrival and extended past his departure. This record was accomplished despite him never really being the focal point of the attack in any of his seasons with them.

Given that the crux of his argument is essentially “Stick to sprots [sic]”, I’m surprised he’s not employed by ESPN yet.

“An event happens today at 12:45 PM, something else happens at 10:45 PM, yet the second one happened after the first one even though its a smaller number. This is dumb.”

Not as dumb as being unaware of using/unable to generate the mental ability to use 24hr time.

There might be hope for it yet?

One of the benefits of majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Now who’s laughing, Droz.

This is also true.

“fuck our stupid rivalry with Dallas that literally nobody outside the DMV gives a shit about.”

To be fair, almost nobody inside the DMV gives a shit either.

The average male height in both the US and the UK is 5'9". I wouldn’t call the dude “diminutive”.

And I sure as shit wouldn’t do so to his face. My teeth are happy where they are.

They never quite seem to make it that far in the logical progression, do they? It’s almost like that’s not really an argument, but a smokescreen of bullshit.

I was going to go with shiny, too. But it looks like the other one is wearing an adult romper so who the fuck knows anymore.

Zlatan IS the resistance. And the resistance is Zlatan.

Whoever it was, they should stop practicing their trade on themselves. The results would not seem to be going well.

Hey now. Not all of us have children.

Over/under on being the first Colombian stripped of his title for doping?

He’s a professional cyclist so I just assume it’s a matter of when and not if.

They call him “The ACL Whisperer”.

Touches the ball “like 6 times a game” and still managed to finish with the Golden Boot.

Seems more efficient than anything negative. 

Probably because he hurt himself getting in the car.

Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

You’re my pedantic hero.