It's a fine line between devastating and delightful.

Well, a frittata doesn’t have to be baked. Although most recipes seem to use that particular method.

Additionally, quiche isn’t the only baked egg dish out there. What about souffle?

Finally, they are all prepared and cooked somewhat differently and have different consistencies.

So the man needs to pick a #9 with an…

Your egg selections are wrong because your personal preferences are contrary to mine. And this being the Internet, I am now publicly shaming you.

Their luck, such as it was, almost entirely comes down to their lack of injuries. One poorly timed tackle or three and yeah, their season is probably different. But then again, maybe not. They played well without Vardy the past few.

And that didn’t happen, they won a whole bunch of games and pulled out some critical…

The ball will sit there, untouched at mid-pitch, both teams eyeballing it like a hand grenade with the pin pulled.

If they meet in the group stages, both fixtures end in scoreless draws. In the knock-out rounds, it remains like that until the inevitable round of penalties at the end of the second match puts a merciful…

Yeah, I’m sure the irony of his statement is lost on him. That Abdul-Rauf protested without physical, economic, or any other harm coming to him from the government he was protesting invalidates his statement. The country and its government is need of improvement in many ways, but as governments go, I’ll take it over…

My guess is they’ll fumble away some more points along the way and/but do just enough to secure CL again. They’ll display flashes of brilliance and crippling stupidity.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Honestly a huge fear I have is who replaces Wenger. I look at the mess of Manchester United eking out Europa League spots while…

As an Arsenal fan, it doesn’t really matter anymore. The names may change but the song remains the same.

Same sad, depressing, choke-tacular song.

Ignore the hate. Pat would read this, laugh, and then forget all about it.

I prefer to go with “unique and precise”.

Besides, it’s less weird than the University of South Florida being in fucking Tampa.

It would be better analysis to say “Tom Izzo’s teams have rarely lost early in the tournament.” because at least then you are identifying a commonality across all the MSU teams you’re looking at.

It’s still not great, but wouldn’t be quite as lazy.

Grew up about an hour south on the way to Chattanooga. If you look at where Murfreesboro is in the state, it does appear to be almost in the in middle of the state, from both north-south and east-west.

And “Central Tennessee State University” just sounds off. I’m actually surprised they didn’t pick up the fact there is…

Because alcohol and baseless bravado go hand in hand?

The Titans make beige look fashionable and edgy. They wish they were beige.

It’s all good. I’m an Arsenal fan and wasn’t expecting Spurs to be quite so Spursy since they haven’t really done it all season.

That doesn’t even require divine intervention. They do just fine at it on their own.

C’mon. Arsenal Arsenaled by having the lead, getting a dumb-ass, brain-dead red card and then just barfing up two goals to Spurs in soul crushing short order.

Spurs then went all Spursy by giving up an equalizing goal with a one-man advantage, playing at home against a hated rival whose defeat would crush their title…

No other punctuation?

But I think the longest women’s bantamweight fight desereves the longest sentence about it.

Roman Abramovich made a small fortune in consumer goods and oil trading that he used to buy incredibly cheap shares of an incredibly expensive oil company and from that control of the company he made his billion-dollar fortune from oil and gas.

He is one of Russia’s 1990s robber barons.

I say this as an Arsenal fan, but “...Arsenal being great”?

Not this past fucking week (or many seasons) they weren’t.