It's not often I get to read long-form articles about my hometown. This was great. I feel like I'm a kid again.

I bought a bottle of the 120 to try it. I liked it quite a bit but I don't think I had any transcendental experiences as a result. I'm not likely to buy a case of it, that's certain.

Fun story from when I was stationed in England.
Americans and Brits have a BBQ. Americans bring Stella to impress their trans-Atlantic partners in crime. Brits bring Coors Light and/or Budweiser, thinking the same.
All look at each other like they're fucking moronic. Everyone eats quickly then goes to the pub.

And…

I appreciate what the municipal water system has done with the mineral content and neither the chlorine nor fluoride overpower its musky essence.

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

Don't blame you. You'd be doing exponentially more work than any other person.

In light of this comment, an idea occurred to me. Would you be interested in trying beers from outside your distribution area in trade for those you CAN get that are limited outside of MA/NE?

21st Amendment's Back in Black is also worth a try. Plus it comes in a can. Handy for certain social situations.

I love the Old Chub Nitro cans. Big malt, smooth body.

That is all.

Are saying that a hooker at a night club doesn't have bacterial infections prone to spreading via fluid exchange during sexual activities?

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

And this is why my team sucks.

That tough, albeit temporarily brain damaged kid made the decision to stay in the game. Who am I question that type of rigorous decision-making? The coach?

Thank God you aren't a film critic. That much wailing and gnashing of teeth for a 90-second add selling a sport drink, I can only imagine what 90 minutes of film would result in.

To be fair, we didn't really lose it, either.

Which reminds me, neither do the French.

Apparently, you can order it raw and cook it yourself.

Don't sell Hope short. She can handle administration of beatings, thank you.

I'm right there with you. Madden NFL 25 is a great game.

It takes time, effort, and intensive planning to be this mediocre, year-in, year-out. I can't remember the last time this team went to the play-offs and am astounded to look it up and see...
2008. Jesus.