We'll always have "fumble-fucks".

"Wrong island, Pat." - God

The important thing is that we can all enjoy the Cowboys blowing a huge half-time lead, losing at home and failing to pick up a game against the Eagles, who they knew had lost before this game started.

Well, expect for the Cowboys' fans. They're probably pissed.

Byzantium always gets the shaft.

Granted, it doesn't rhyme with a fucking thing.

I wish I didn't know. I haven't lived in Tennessee since 2006.

Goddamn internet.

I never realized this, but he has the same insane look in his eyes as Michele Bachmann.

I wish I could.

I want to know why Mike Munchak came off the list of coaches who need to be fired. Especially as Tennessee fumble-fucks it's way to yet another losing, but almost coulda woulda had a winning season. It's entirely possible the team doesn't win another game and finishes worse in each season he's been a coach than the…

We will also accept longing gazes directed at Mesut Ozil.

And yet they had no idea they loaded nuclear cruise missiles on a B-52 and then flew said plane with aforementioned missiles across the US.

This is also why I got out. There is literally no one to advocate for you should you fuck up or help negotiate the arcane regulations the services read to suit their needs. Just…

I grew up not far from there (maybe 20 miles) and I'm grateful every day that one of my father's benefits for working at a local university was tuition to an affiliated private school down the road.

The hardest 1.25 laps you'll ever do.

I don’t disagree it would be interesting if the NFL was being open-minded and knew exactly what they were doing. If the NFL is being open-minded, awesome. So much the better. But a business that actively fought against paying past employees for injuries sustained during the course of that work for said business and…

I appreciate that the WWP is getting something, because that is more than nothing and they've done great work for wounded vets. But I don't need a fucking football uniform to remind me that the guy I replaced had both his legs blown off the first time he went outside the wire or that a good friend from college lost…

No one here is "shaming" the NFL about anything.

Why should the team's shirts do any more work than the football team?

Reading comprehension isn't exactly your thing, is it?

Not that I feel particularly bad for the NFL, they get enough money. But this whole incident highlights a) what the cable system was originally promised to be (i.e. a la carte channel selection, paying only for channels you want to watch and offering a diverse menu of more niche channels and programming than the Big 3…

I'd say there's a special place in hell for spineless politicians unwilling to stand up to a small but both popular and rich business that so blatantly extorts its own customers. As a business owner, it's stupid to not ask (or demand). But no one ever calls to see if it's really a bluff.

I'd say there's a special place in hell for spineless politicians unwilling to stand up to a small but both popular and rich business that so blatantly extorts its own customers. As a business owner, it's stupid to not ask (or demand). But no one ever calls to see if it's really a bluff.