If you say Nissan Pao three times while looking in the mirror, Torch appears with a lengthy essay about the design process of the turn indicators.

Oh I LOVE this exercise. I predict Smart would have lost the plot in roughly 2010. By then it would have realized big was the only way to truly survive and the next generation Formore would be even bigger.

Mercedes FTW.......I think that is my most repeated comment

Came here to say Element. Its outdoor-friendly interior makes it an easy choice.

Two potential reasons for it to be there so long.

Nice try, Officer Westbrook.

Nice try, officer. 

5,547 and counting in 1/64, 1/43, 1/32, 1/24, 1/25 and 1/18 scales, finished models and kits, and many customized die-cast, all organized in an OCD friendly visual database and storage system by scale, manufacturer, make, year and type of vehicle.

I have the same leaf and feel the same about it as you.  Its just such a stupid little car that grows and grows on you.  I think you should get a set of the SL trim wheels and ditch those horrible three spokes, but hey.  You do you. 

I’m An Auto Blogger And Embarrassed To Pull Up To Press Events In My Rusted-Out Shitpile! What Car Should I Buy?

Oh my god just LOOK at that cute little guy! I just want to give him a pat on the head and tell him what a good little scoot he is. That is the most adorable thing I have seen all day!

And don’t even get me started on the smells that can come from passengers......

You forgot one:

Nope. Turns must be earned, Ducati. EMTB is a crime against nature.

If it’s ugly and it works, it’s not ugly.

Oh, thank fuck

Just so you know, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite contributors (journalists?) here. I like your odd mix of motorcycles, quirky cars, and mechanical advice. Probably because I have weird tastes and work on my own stuff too!
I actually picked up a 986 Boxster S a little more than a year ago, and it’s been a…

Beer!  If you’re gonna break a law, really break a law.