Sure, but will they barter for tats?

What we really want to read:

No cool wagons for you!

I’m always ensnared by your puns, $kaycog.

One Omega (or Carlton) to rule them all.

PHANTOM seatbelts!

Even the Mercedes? I thought it was possible (albeit expensive) - I thought the Pagoda 230SL would be rare enough to bring back. 

I hope you don’t get “flamed” for that. There are more burning matters at hand.

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.

I think its more used to blowouts.

Yes, a Tornado Fiat 600 GT (complete with 1600cc Lotus Cortina engine)

Back when you could get a Fiat with a fixed hood (aka bonnet).

Man, I really look forward to reading this article in two months at my dentists office.

Can you like, not?

(change the color that is)

I’m not familiar with this model, but I don’t see anything missing. That engine looks pretty clean for its age, actually.

It’s a “contrail” you fucking mouthbreather.

I have no idea who this “Sergio” fellow is. Never heard of him.

But they don’t allow them... This is people knowingly dodging the taxes. It’s like saying don’t blame the thief if a store doesn’t have an alarm system.

I wheely couldn’t tell you.

Satan is wondering about the competition.