In this case, just over $500k in cash and stock so your point doesn't really hold up.

Yes and then some.

Well that's a whole separate subject. Typical late teens/early twenties crap.

No, it's actually not like that at all.

This one is the best but I loled at all of them.

There's a simple solution for that: develop your own racing series and make your own rules. Until then, he who owns the game makes the rules and the rest can shut the fuck up.

I don't know if we're telling these kinds of stories, but here's my Starbucks work injury story:

Pissed at yourself for not exercising your rights as a worker, right?

And I bet you're a supermodel.

I'm not persuaded. I'll take the full size Chevy with a 50+ year track record and "sisters" by the million (Tahoe, suburban, Yukon, XL, escalade, Sierra, silverado, Avalanche, etc) over the Chrysler product any day.

But then you'd be driving a QX80. I'd buy a cheaper Chevy before I bought any Infiniti.

So, Denali means captains chairs up front right? Assuming it's a true bench in the rear, on a it's best day that Sierra only carries 5 people.

Ugh, but "she runs" comes first, which must mean she's a capital R Runner, the absolute worst kind of person.

No need to go there—she's insufferable for many reasons, the worst of which are in her control. Her looks, less so.

This is Gawker's comments, not The Hague. Maybe don't take it it so seriously?

I know 11 years olds are smarter than I naturally want to to believe but what an awkward and inappropriate (?) way to explain that to his daughter! I would have gone with "latex glove", at least.

A coupe is a coupe, a sedan is a sedan, and a Jeep is just a Jeep. No need for accusations of imitation.

Ford is smarter than you, full stop. You're only making yourself look foolish by posting shit like this.

Strangely the actual crash was a little underwhelming. Not quite as dramatic as described, that was a pretty gentle rollover as those things go.

Individually I like both but together, you're right.