I want to be excited for the next Fantastic Beast but every bit of news about Johnny Depp makes me so damn anxious for that franchise. Why did you do this to us, JK?

Oh the first was great. It was fun, his character was hilarious, it was a well done movie in general. Kinda campy, but that fit when you’re you know, making a movie out of a cheesy theme park attraction.

Yeah, he was great. The room was fucking tough though. Especially when he went after press outlets and specific people.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

Right it makes it seem like this was directly the result of shitty people. The reality is so much more complex than that.

I mean, what’s irresponsible (and what people are mad about) is less the bare fact that you depicted the act of suicide, and more that you depicted the act of suicide as a glamorous, romanticized event and portrayed it as effective revenge against the people “at fault” for her death.

Um people with nazi ties are in the White House right this second, so, not over dramatic on the hitler thing.

Not gonna lie, I got a little teary when he said his brother encouraged him to talk to someone. Those two clearly love each other and that warms my cold, dead heart. I’m not close at all with my siblings, so I always look at such warm relationships with a combination of confusion, intrigue and envy. “Wait. You called…

I might be a bit unqualified to offer this advice outside the fact that I was a kid once. Anyway, why not take your daughter’s love of all things princess and turn it into a learning experience? Princesses were often very well educated women, and were expected to know multiple languages, and all other sorts of useful…

I don’t remember my mom being friends with the parents of any of my friends, and it didn’t even occur to me that she should be. It’s hard enough to find friends without the added pressure of aligning social circles with your child.

The race to the water fountain after gym class was always intense. I feel you, I was always one of the first to get there and then had a ‘fuck you, I’m drinking here’ attitude once I was there.

Flip side: “Everything is Free” when you are a kid in poverty is just “You Can Afford Absolutely Nothing” so I’m Team Adult Autonomy on that one.

I cried the one time I got a C. Cried like a baby.

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

Vacations last way longer than mouth stuff, and wouldn’t that also include GIVING mouthstuff and receiving bad mouthstuff? I’d rather go to Cabo for a 3-day weekend.

Gary Steiner is cisgendered.

This movie sounds so interesting, I definitely want to see it... the plot sounds more like of a gothic movie than “horror” movie, don’t you think? Clouds of Sils Maria is currently available on Netflix and I’m gonna watch that this week.

The comments on a few articles about the strike on this very site were making me raaaage. “I can’t afford to strike unlike all those wealthy white women!” No one is forcing you but if think strikes have ever been about wealthy people taking off work I think you need a history refresher. They also totally ignored the…

I loved how Buffy dealt with depression. Those arcs rang true to me, and have stayed with me, for almost fifteen years now.