Geez, The Red Sox are in debt with Sandoval, Kanye is in serious debt, sounds like 2016 is already bad luck for anyone named Pablo.

So this sign basically reads “Don’t be scared of our E-coli laced death burritos, because if you’re not eating Chipotle, you’re not even living, you gluttonous pig. -The Management”.

He’s high?

Smoltz also had 154 saves and played in over a hundred more games than Schilling, while also carrying a lower lifetime ERA. Smoltz also has a Cy Young award. So I don’t see how this comparison makes sense. Smoltz proved himself to be the more effective pitcher overall.

“Fuck you for being better at me at everything except for this very moment!” -Crazy white dude

This kid’s a two timin asshole!

AAAHHHH!! This poor woman is being eaten alive by butterflies!!!

Pouty Face

Two in the pink...one in the stink. That’s the Houston way!

This is the first basket Hibbert has made in three and a half years...

Football Cat is a damn American hero!!!!

“We losing cuz I’m an immature baby, but I’m an immature baby cuz we losing. It’s like a catch 22.”

Well at least he still has his Tostito’s gig.

No Bill, you can’t bribe her with cock. This isn’t the 80’s.

They probably offered him a boat load of crack.

Lmao!! I love this.

I'm fed up with Hannibal Burres acting like he's actually funny.

NBA players should have to pass a simple grammar/ spelling test before they’re allowed to tweet anything. Draymond Green writes like he’s the village idiot. Leave the writing to the journalists, Dray, you’re literally the reason why the NBA should hold back incoming college players until they’ve graduated first.

Jim “The Rabid Chipmunk” Tomsula is a badass nickname in my opinion. Just sayin’