Bro...

Late stage capitalism working exactly as intended.

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.

In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor. 

*Ellsbury reads Frrazier’s tweet

Birds don't have dongs. 

Jerry Rice would like a word. 

2 words: Pokemon

By far my favorite track off the album, like bloom on crack

That was a speedrun through memory lane, almost a work of art. Music was great too.

As a black man, when given the option, I always play as a white woman so start with any of the female characters if you ask me.

this is honestly the ideal scenario for me

it would be comical if he never intends this to be a game and just tells the entire story through trailers until like 2030

We saw gameplay!

If I knew the answer, I would you.

Djibouti.

I can’t decide if the appropriate continuation of the Caps’ miserable history is to lose game 7 in the conference finals or to lose in the Cup finals.