Complaining about Peach being kidnapped is like complaining water is wet.

RETREAT MODE

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Typical Deadspin. Nobody appreciates the gravity of this story. Least of all Perkins or Kennedy.

I like your theory, but I feel very confident he hasn’t figured out how to remove the “Sent from my iPhone” default.

So glad the I logged in.

“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

Fin.

I am contractually obliged to put Papa Roach last though.

You know they’re not submitting it for a leaderboard or anything, right? This is purely for fun. You should try to have some from time to time.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Among qualifying players, Pujols is indeed the worst hitter in MLB per WAR. By some margin. And yet he has 94 RBI, almost like he has a preternaturally gifted hitter getting on base in front of him or something.

Probably just arguing about who was Britain’s greatest Prime Minister.

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.

That’s pretty much the perfect example of Lawful Evil if I’ve ever seen one right there...

I ranked them a bit differently in this post from the year before, but the reasoning is the same.

what is wrong with you