Take home message: reaching into your waistband isn't as easy as the cops would have you believe.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

I kicked a water bottle a good 20 yards. Not my finest moment, but an impressive feat in heels.

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

To finish his sentence, "NSYNC would have even been better than this shit!".

Jesus. I think I just saw Gollum's dick.

Having done modern game programming, the fact that this is possible just makes old school game programming that much more amazing to me. I wouldn't even call anyone at Nintendo coders, every single one of them is (was) a hacker, because every implementation of old games seems to be such a hack in the best way.

Any game that has a breast slider and a breast bounciness slider should be given awards.

Except for your personality.

Well, sucks to be you, because Awakening worth every penny.

Haha! I thought of you, Jason, the second I saw it on the screen. Nintendo has your number.

I have this same dilemma: how do we upgrade when the gold 3DS XL is just so goddamn awesome?

I like him. He's what I imagine a labrador would sound like if it could talk.

I would like to point out that 99% of black people do not support Don Lemon. We are extremists in that regard.

Geralt is that you?

Serious question, if he was being investigated for a threat like that, and resisted arrest why didn't the cops just shoot him? I seriously don't get that.