Another said both candidates were “garbage,” and he would be writing in Alfred E. Neuman. voting for Donald Trump.

We’re still 31 days out from the election. That’s plenty of him to let loose with some primo racial epithets.

Ew. I’ve definitely met some of my second cousins. Fucking them just isn’t on the table. They are not “barely related.” They’re related. Not super closely, but still. Ew. And to say that no genetic anomalies will arise in a child born to second cousins is not exactly true. On average, the chances of something going…

...k

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

I’m just waiting for Ivanka to switch over to Clinton. I’m also looking forward to 2020 when Cruz’s daughters openly campaign against their father.

But have you really lived in New York until you’ve moved between apartments with a bunch of sketchy Russian dudes in an unmarked truck?

If he lives in Brooklyn or nearby, i cannot recommend “movers and shakers” more highly. I used them 2x in a 12 month period. Perfect moves.

That sound you heard was the sound of hundreds of auditors reading this piece, finding their career choice vindicated, trying to high five each other, missing badly, and then losing their balance, causing them to trip and fall into Lydia’s workstation and knocking over her Chewbacca bobblehead.

OHHH I misread your sentence. Thank you for clarifying. All is right with the world again!

So in other words: be bad at what you love doing and you’ll never work a day in your life because you’re banned by the government?

I’m working on that, getting up to nothing is my 5 year goal

*40%!

yo, Holmes! Smell ya later!

Forbes changed her estimated net worth from $4.5 billion to “nothing.”

I bet he can’t even ENJOY HIS STEAK ANYMORE!

Honestly, people did these kinds of things 20 years ago, 30 years ago and before. It is just reported more now. I would never have dared report 20 years ago because my family could not have handled it - and I know am not alone.

Thanks :-) He’s always been a good kid and made me proud, but I’ve never been prouder of him. I just hope the young woman is able to get past all of this and be okay.

Can we please wait to hear what his GPA is before we rush to judgment?