Come on now, how is the burp at 42secs not what we're discussin here? yeeeezus. "rrruuuuoooaahh i recon here.." burp/fart joke. laugh. move on.

Looks like a BangleAss crushing your bits. Shirley, ToyBaru has more gooder drawers than that.

holy mutheroffuckouch i'm old.

....until they send their best to another team to become THEIR highlights, and getting *tagged* in the blog/photo/video/article.that.starts.with."In repeat of horrific lies told whilst bending over fanbase, over and over..."

Hellz yes. JalopWIN

Let me know how to lend a hand, but no way that should ever happen to you in PHL. Happy to coordinate a room or a Taskycake drop at the airport. The very least I could do.

The Simplicity of it....Fucking brilliant, like all classics. Cheers.

Where's the "corrected" GIF showing it going in and the zombie apocolypse commencing? I'd make it, but eh yeah, I don't know how and haven't learnt.

I'd count myself lucky if that's what my hand looked like after getting chomped by a friggin gator. Sinister izods or that other crocodile shirt company.

Brilliant.

Dr., I need full video. Stat. Pretty please.

Well played, good sir. I knew mine was a keeper when her method of telling me she hit a deer (then kissed off a tree during her belated Swedish moose maneuver) was to interrupt me at the Linc with a call that opened with "your car slices through deer like they're butter!!! Bambi didn't stand a chance....".

If I were a failing marquee for a resurgent global brand, I would definitely debut in bedazzled baby-shit brown. Come on, Lincoln. You should be better than that. But since you're not, why don't you Oldsmobile yourself out for a bit and let the big kids play.

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!!!!

Affirmation the world IS a wonderful place. Aaaaaaaaaaaah

Agreed it looks dope, but can't go back after RegularCars...

blasphemy

...or nearest prime if computing in NoLibs.

Lettuce not overlook the most egregious inaccuracy....that being vegetation other than onions. Wit...Wit Out. That is all. Yeah, sure, a mushroom steak or with peppers is good every blue moon. Same with a pizza steak. But the concept of lettuce / cheesesteak hoagie nonsense is a bastardization of a cheesesteak. …