You’re getting paid millions of dollars a year to play a game.

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

I’m intrigued. If not a euphemism for something much worse, what exactly is “loose” miracle whip?

It means the city gets attacked in the opening cutscenes. Your character scrambles from the ground shouting “hang on everyone! I’ve got two years worth of guns in my vault right over th—” and the vault is immediately destroyed by a direct gunship salvo.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

I get what you’re saying, but I would say if your behavior is so boorish that security has to come over to you four times — and ultimately kick you out even though you’re the coach’s wife — then yes, you have to live with people showing your boorishness.

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

Really? Because it looks like the white kid got away with harassing a classmate and wasn’t punished for that. Seems like a win to me; a win for white supremacy that is.

Destiny 2, the sequel to a video game in which you travel through space, wishing for Destiny 2.

Jason, the thing I am going to miss most is your intro lines to this game. I feel like you should bring them along with you into Destiny 2, but only keep the visual elements and leave behind everything else. It seems like the best way of creating what you want, but keeping your fans happy.

For me and my raid group it’ll be a fun weekend and a nice bit of closure to three years of this ridiculous, terrible, fantastic video game.

I agree wholeheartedly. And, if you had shared what you learned, I would not have had to look it up too.

Serious question: Is there anybody ANYWHERE at this point who even thinks that there is even one NCAA coach that doesn’t abuse people?

Update: Cecilia weighs in:

Individual opinion is purely subjective, and not all opinions are equal. Attempting to say that all opinions are of the same value is simplistic. Nobody is shouting anybody else down, but if your opinion is HIV doesn’t cause AIDS, or the moon landing was faked, then your opinion is of less value than other opinions…

Hello Freedom Cobra.

Defensive measures that create an undue burden on people without strong evidence to support them being taken. Angry outcry from the commander-in-chief himself that undercuts the very underpinnings of our government, attempting to damage one of the three branches and destabilize our government structure.

There are plenty of game sites that cater to the alt right, you know.