“jay gruden like that dude who graduated a couple years ago from college but still sticks around to bang the young chicks and coach the rugby team. he’s the coolest dude i think. players fuck with him.”

i love the way it looks! beholders and eyes and all that i guess

sure thing, guy who definitely is not the driver in the above vid

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any publicity is good publicity? i mean i had forgot about them, and my $5 investment...

this dilemna causes me undue empathy stress. i’m going to pretend i never read this.

I’d like to think the cop immediately pulled out into the road to protect him from other traffic, and not to write him a ticket. Wishful thinking maybe