The hell?! That kid is identical to me in the mid-90s. The long wavy hair, the huge glasses, skinny as a rail, the tie-dye—SHE IS MY 20 YEAR YOUNGER DOPPELGANGER. She even SOUNDS like I did back then—what the hell?!

Parenting goals, y’all.

you have been spending your time very poorly, and whatever education you received let you down in some fundamental ways.

*waves from Bellevue*

Nonsense, that last one is a typical SUMMER day,

This is a typical Seattle day

Whatever that girl wants for her birthday/Christmas: give it to her, even if it means a real live pony.

I’ve lived in the greater Seattle area for my entire life, and I’ve never seen anything quite like this.

it is a little better today in seattle. today i can see Bellevue

Ugh, the disingenuous ‘appalled’ act at the ‘foul language’ only serves to somehow make this fratty douche even MORE punchable.

Kid: You’re a fucking idiot.

If people just ate the curated Andes’ grass I sell on my site for $29.95 a pouch, they’d be so much smarter.

Bless that child. I love hearing that fuckwit “reporter” try and chastise her. Literally, these fucking people try and verbally spar with children, and they are destroyed.

I love how composed she is when she says it. She waits for his response then responds again and keeps eye contact like a fucking boss before basically “dropping the mic” and walking away.

You gotta love the pearl clutching “oh gosh” the guy retorts with, like hes never heard that before.

I love how these cretins have no problem harrasing grieving parents of Sandy Hook victims but clutch their pearls with foul language.

Yeah, why that pic up top. Because I clicked through thinking “Boy that sure doesn’t look like the kind of person who’d reject Infowars. Also, boy are they not a kid.”

We’re fucked, I’m literally hearing a conservative journalism professor telling her student that Hillary was full of dirty tricks that worked against Bernie...and that she was the one colluding with America’s enemies during the election.

Well, of course that happened! The kid is clearly an Alinsky One World Government Globalist!

The fact that even one single person in this country, much less millions, believes that Jones is anything other than a performance artist/ huckster is just sad.

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