Ugh. Please don’t tell me this is “500 Days of Megyn”

Dude is losing it/lost it/never had it, what a goon.

Hi! Fellow apostate here. To take that further, the faithful will say that your argument presupposes you, a mortal, are capable of understanding the plan of God, the unknowable, infinite, etc. It’s not as simple as that, they say, because God’s plan is too complex and far-reaching for any of us to fully understand.…

“God’s got this.”

Listen, Mexico needs to pay for this wall to protect us from the hurricane since it originated in their gulf.

I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.

If you have access to an HBO or HBOGO account, I’d highly recommend checking out Sunday’s John Oliver segment as well.

I don’t get the fascination with fucking celebrities. It doesn’t make you special, they fuck everything that moves. Unlike STIs, talent (when they have it) isn’t transmittable. Wrap it up always, and if a man refuses then that should be a big enough red flag to not go anywhere near their smelly and crusty ass junk.…

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.

How is babby formed?

This legitimately made me laugh—out loud.

Never underestimate the power of white supremacy & bigotry.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Fuck him. He had better be heading to jail after this and I hope he lives a long life.

Also, it bothers me how much Melania’s signature looks like a diminutive duplicate of her husband’s (especially visible in the last name), as though it is meant to emulate his rather than look like it comes from a separate hand.

That definitely sounds incredible.

Are you telling me you got to see him perform Superunknown from front to back? God... That must’ve been amazing.