Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

I wouldn’t wear anything marked “Trump” if they fucking paid me...

Now we just need CNN and the other networks to start saying on the air, “We do not have a representative from the Trump administration here today due to credibility issues.” As they continue to refuse to give them air time to spew their propaganda.

There’s gold waiting for someone who can autotune these tweets on the regular...

Wooden nutcracker

Watch this. Pure prophecy.

You can take bigly from my tiny orange hands.

Exactly. IF you want to know what a conservative is guilty of, you simply have to look at what they accuse others of. It’s because they simply cannot fathom that other people may be different than themselves, they assume that everyone is as horrible as they are.

Classic projection again!!

Doug McMillon, the chief executive of Wal-Mart

I can actually hear myself rapidly losing brain cells after reading this.

No, but it’s 2017. So 1939 was 78 years ago.

I think we can safely assume at this point that Hillary won by 8 million votes.

That is all

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

He’s gaslighting the press.

I assume that as with most things he does it’s about the humiliation.