Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

THIS.

While this has effectively crushed what was left of my soul, I have just enough left in me to wish a very special FUCK YOU to those jackwagon dipshits in Washington state.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

I’m scared. I’m actually fucking terrified that our President Elect will get us all killed. But I’m definitely sad for our country, also.

The Children of St. Jude’s do not need to be the losers. The billionaires who compose the Trump family can just cut a check to them, right?

For which they get the tax deduction. So basically by collecting the money for charity they make money.

oh please. the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior. It is documented that Trumps use their own charity donations to pay themselves.

Speaking just for myself here: yes, it is.

“Today, the only people that lost are the children of St. Jude,” he wrote.

Just like Walgreens: “Oh we could donate a few million to charities but don’t you feel good that we gave you this opportunity of adding a dollar to your purchase?”

Correct. It isn’t “good,” it’s “great” and “a movie that all Americans should be watching right now.”

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Great. Now I have to get Shake Shack for lunch.

But enough about Melania’s love life...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

It got tossed.

I’m sure this makes up for 40 years of sexual assault

Don’t rape me, bro.

I’m not your friend, buddy.