And to think Rod Blagojevich is currently doing 14 years in the federal Pen just for calling a senate seat “Fucking Golden.”

Our government is officially becoming entertainment TV.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

This was just straight up purchased.

Dear Gröpenführer

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

Is it bad that I hope there is a earth shattering riot during his inauguration which will bring D.C. to its knees? I just want everything to be a disaster for Our Orange Overlord from minute one.

Daily reminder. If you voted for or support Trump, you are a racist, hillbilly scumbag.

What I’m getting from this is, “We’ll allow a couple of you to go to the press and say you disagree with some things, just so it looks like we have actual discourse.”

Good Gravy. Where?!?!

The thing is, if you’re not going to vote for Trump, vote for Hillary. Like, I get you don’t support her either, but at this point, if you say you’re against him, then you’re for her so stop being such a little fucking bitch and vote for Hillary. If you feel so strongly that you’re willing to go against the electoral…

Here’s an idea...

Yeah, Kasich’s too busy destroying abortion rights to bother with the Presidency any more.

Maybe Elizabeth’s gambling debts are out of control again?

I guess that viagra finally worked since Dole is attempting to fuck the US again.

Thank god we dodged that HRC Corruption bullet guys

BELIEVE IN THE MAYO.

Enjoy the (relatively) good vibes you are receiving now, Jill. On January 21, 2017 you will return to being a shitty footnote to this shitty election.

OT: Boo-YAH! A federal judge less than an hour ago ruled for an immediate start to the recounting of Michigan’s nearly 4.8 million ballots. Fucking eat it, Donald.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.