“I regret coming to the Trump support event, and in particular allowing my son to be a part of it. I respectfully request that my money be refunded.”

Why do these GOP donors only want their money back NOW? The blatant racism wasn’t enough? I refuse to believe any of them are offended for real. They just don’t want to look bad now that it looks like he’s not going to win.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

Except she hasn’t broken the law.
And your argument about her fucking emails is essentially that ANY communication by those with top secret information puts our national security at risk.

Which laws were broken, and what trail of victims are we speaking about?
If this is about the Emails, FBI director Comey (a lifelong Republican) made it entirely clear that it didn’t rise to the level of criminality. Stupid, yes, but not criminal.
If we’re talking Benghazi, maybe we should have a discussion with…

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

His family must be furious on so many levels. He’ll be skinned alive for exposing himself so horribly and doing so without helping the family at all.

Tangentially, I am surprised Matt Lauer is still employed somewhere that has a morality clause.

Last Week Tonight ran a segment with clips from multiple interviews he’s done with Trump and they always seem chummy. So did he remember this exact conversation or god only knows how many others just like it?

NBC needs to refer to this as “The Brazilian” cuz they are getting rid of the bush.

These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

She was taught daddy sexualizing her was normal and loving.

Oh honey, that’s because you are too old for him. He likes women his daughter’s age. *barf*

Trump moved on Hillary like a bitch, and he failed.

Yes, I am sure ONE MORE investigation will really crack the case.

Word. Not trying to pile on. I get that you get it. But I just can’t a miss an opportunity to say: fuck this morally bankrupt, greedy, spoiled little turd. Respectfully.

Here is another great one.

“I’ve never withdrawn in my life” Grooooossssssss