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Awkwardness is the whole Between Two Ferns shtick.

I watched this last week and haven’t stopped giggling since. You know, I was a Bernie gal at the beginning, but ever since Hillary became the nominee, I’ve been 100% for her. The more she does stuff like this, the more she endears herself to the public. She’s hilarious, she’s smart, and she’s playing the game very,

“Does President Obama like his coffee like himself?”

imagine all the ugly clothing we will require to wear

Like Santorum?

Seriously. I have no tolerance for people who are willfully blind to the way their privilege shields them from the effects of the terrible, cruel ideas they support.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

The biggest problem here is her depiction of people as ‘us’ and ‘them’.

Dusty Rose sounds like a lipstick shade.

I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.

I don’t think JonBenet was put in a suitcase, when John Ramsey took up stairs after he found her dead in the wine cellar, JonBenet was already in rigor mortis, with her arms above her head, plus the rope around her hands and the cross..

He pays him to advertise on CNN. I don’t care what they claim the money is for.

Couldn’t we just get Murk Ruffalo to do this instead?

...who told Dr. Phil that the real injustice was him being falsely accused and not his daughter dying

If there was any justice in the world, Trump’s shamelessness in running for office would directly lead to criminal charges as a result of more thorough examination of his dealings.

i feel like y’all are baiting us, taunting us to see if we’re going to bring up BrexPitt, and you know you’re only setting us up to fail

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

Dear Red State Friends Thinking About Voting For Gary Johnson:

This is much more accurate, since unlike refugees, skittles can be orange.

Tried to explain the utter stupidity of this analogy to area Deplorables on Facebook, got a death threat. That really says it all.