I think they’ll take any remotely plausible credit for inspiring any loser that goes on a rampage, especially in the U.S. this season.

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.

I despise you for inserting a Trump quote.

It’s real. It just used to belong to someone else...

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Or Giant Douche can lose to competent, experienced policy wonk.

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

Ivanka . . .

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

The Cubs’ Anthony Rizzo is 6'3", 240 pounds, and could easily pass as Trump’s twin, right?

I fucking hate Ivanka so much. She’s a traitor to her gender and a piece of shit. She is just as bad as her father, just in a more “attractive” package.

Trump lies. It would only be news if he actually told the truth for once in his live.

Why Ivanka? She's a fucking collaborator. There is no reason to feel bad for that privileged white woman who knows exactly what she's doing.

The only time I update my phone is when I accidentally hit Update instead of Not Now.

Want to read Ivanka’s ...

“Oh lord, the hypocrisy of Democrats this year reminds me why I left the party”

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

How about the fact that Hillary’s doctor just diagnosed her with pneumonia? Not a case of ‘overheating’ after all...