The rep’s statement lost credibility the second they said that the relationship ended because “Taylor wanted privacy.” Homegirl makes eye contact and smirks at every camera pointed in her direction.

taCorinthian Tuesday!!!

If Douglas knew that forced sexual contact was going on at his show and didn’t stop it, he’s not a prince and didn’t treat women well at all, even if he didn’t personally carry out any of the attacks on women employees.

Man, if you’re considered to be too much of a revolting creep to work for Richard Nixon, maybe a person needs to reconsider his life choices?

This breathless coverage of the minutiae of Clinton’s daily schedule as Secretary of State, lunch habits as NY Senator, trips to the bathroom during debates, etc., is increasingly bizarre and demonstrative only of a media that are utterly invested in false equivalencies and a “horserace,” no matter the facts.

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.

Something something El Chapo something sicarios?

The USA isn’t sending their best.

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

Great!

Please. That baby would always talk like it was auto-tuned.

Also, a semi-successful attack this far in advance — after a month or so of Donald screaming “rigged” — has done all it needs to: thrown doubts on the results in November, and it will be the unethical one with Russian friends whining about rigging even though, if anything, everything points to any Russian hacking…

At least hillary’s complaint would be legit.

Wait...so you purposefully chose to buy a home in an area with bad schools (but hey, saved a hundred grand!)? I call that bad parenting! Seriously dude, glass houses everywhere you stand with that piss poor argument.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha... Aaah. Ha. Whew thank you. After a day of wrangling a tiny person, I needed that comedic relief. I guarantee the only people excited about you “imparting your wisdom and knowledge” on your imaginary kids is you and me. You because you think it’s gonna happen like that, and me because I know…

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

(Also, if the security-cam footage of Kapoor and Naz making out was enough to do her in, what exactly was the point of the drugs in the vagina?).

I feel like that sticker placement is shade. Yes or no?

Virtually everything she says makes me vomit.