You know? Fuck no-fly lists. They’re pretty useless. I want to see the firearms equivalent of SIP laws. Nearly every state has laws in place to make bartenders culpable if they serve to intoxicated persons. They may not be well enforced, but they’re there and legal precedent.

Not surprising at all. Trump’s entire schtick can be summed up by this scene from Howard Stern’s “Private Parts”

Yes, his disability affects his balance, not his decision making. The only point of this was to try and gain some sympathy.

Wait, do bezoars exist outside of Harry Potter?

the people who tell others they cannot stand at a concert are the worst and should be shamed.

I find that I am completely ok with demonising this particular parent for trying to get his rapist spawn off with a slap on the wrist.

If he were my son, I would be embarrassed and write a letter to the court APOLOGIZING for raising someone like him, not crying about how stressed he is because he got caught.

Because you can’t prosecute someone for being “a lunatic,” but you could, with a bill the NRA helped block last year, have prevented him from buying a gun.

He wants to default on our debts and violate trade agreements. That is the exact opposite of being strong on the economy.

This is my thing with the whole “I’m writing in Bernie/Jill Stein/et al!” business: you’re not doing any good. I wanted Bernie. I wanted Bernie SO BADLY. People can bring up voter suppression and the other shady shit that has happened in the primaries, but it’s not going to change shit. A write in vote is a wasted…

FUCK. DONALD. TRUMP.

“Our leaders are weak” if he’s referring to being under the NRA’s thumb, then yeah sure

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

So much for students at supposedly top-notch colleges being able write clearly, huh?

I hope her parents receive prison time for child abuse.

If it’s wrong to vote with your skin or genitals, then why have white men been doing exactly that for the entire history of our civilization?

They are absolutely heros but how sad is it that we live in a world where two men who stop another man from raping an unconscious woman is considered heroic, rather than just normal, expected every day behaviour?

*ahem* “I would have taken it down, too”

Here’s the difference: this piece of s*** was caught in the act. It’s probably the only reason he was convicted but that’s what sets him apart from many others. One of the guys who caught him was so traumatized he cried and cried. It was hard to say he said/she said (okay, she had bruises, she was unconscious, but…

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…