For about two seconds, I thought this was happening now and was confused because I DEFINITELY see franks and beans in that pic.

why is it that every male who thinks he owns my uterus always looks so fucking happy about it?

Seriously, these comments drive me nuts, and I’ve been seeing them on several recent news articles involving teens doing truly awful things. Killing a person while you beat her is not teenager behavior. Teenager behavior is grabbing a pack of beer and running out of the store. I mean, you’d think that killing would…

Um what? Hitting another person repeatedly in the head is not a ‘teenager acting like a teenager.’

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

I find Beyonce to be simply mediocre and unimpressive. Am I not allowed to state this freely in America for fear of her legions of fans ganging up on me like bullies at a Donald Trump rally?

Maybe it’s because of my contrarian nature, but the more people refer to Beyonce as flawless/queen/supreme overlord of everything the less I like her. I do think she likes it, at least a little. I think it’s partially that she knows that the group could turn on her, but I also thinks she likes being the center of…

If you use your fandom as an excuse to attack people you’ve never met and who did nothing to you, you’re not a good person. And that goes especially for anyone who criticizes what I like. You’re all assholes and I hope you die.

Irrelevant. A person doesn’t have a right to someone else’s body. We can’t require a woman to carry a baby just like we can't require someone to give blood or donate a kidney.

It’s not a baby til it’s outside the womb, moron. For much of the gestational period, it’s a fetus. A goddamn parasite that can’t survive without its host. But, hey, that’s sciency stuff, and who needs that when you’re doing The Lord’s Work (TM)?

For the millionth time.

If I ever decide to star in a porn, it will definitely because God willed it.

the only answer i want is how to bring him back.

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

Why ARE Gwyneth’s legs so shiny????

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

Lord help that new brand of Ouija boards, Seayoncé.