You like these ugly mugs, but hate the Silverado.... Jalopnik is stupid. There I said it.

*rolls eyes*

This is ridiculous, David.. A Morning Shift with mostly positive news, no snark, and nary a hint of faux political outrage?

Ford: Hey, we’re churning out trucks and SUVs and even ventilators!
Where’s our headline?

I wanted to like this enough to tickle the NP button, but it’s really just a tired, old, worn-out and wholly forgettable old Caddy. Nothing special here and I can find more interesting things to drop some cash on. Cheap enough for what it is, but what it is, isn’t much at all.

Those old chevy interiors... man it brings back memories. Always dusty and dirty looking no matter how much armor all is applied, dank with the smell of eternity cologne and vanilla trees.

Run for the fucking hills.

Nostalgia has its limits. This is just a crappy old truck that you’ll see struggling to keep up with traffic on the highway. 

Oh, good point. Sadly I know exactly what you are talking about because my dad had a late 80's Olds 88 because that’s what “younger” businessmen road warriors used to drive.

The best part is watching the badly lip-synced censored version on cable where Jackie calls just about everybody “Scum-bums”.

It might be where I live. The Jackson Dinky DK2s are $300 and the lower-end Ibanez RG Standards are like $450, with the Squier Affinity Strats only at $150. It’s only the American made Strats and Teles that get above the $1,000 mark. Almost all the Gibsons are expensive, with the cheapest Les Paul ES being $770 and…

You are correct about engineers getting halo cars as soon as they come out. I worked retail at a Chevrolet dealership in the 90s then went into the fleet end till 2016.

That the Shuttle program was exceedingly dangerous is uncontroversial. A total of 355 astronauts flew on NASA space shuttles, of which 4 percent were killed during missions. Of the 135 Space Transportation System missions from 1981 to 2011, two ended in catastrophe, for a one in 67 chance of complete failure. That…

“I think you are way off base in thinking the Shuttle was a bad idea,” Roger Launius, former chief historian of NASA, told Gizmodo. “It was an idea that made sense at the time, but the technologies were insufficient to realize it fully.”

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. David Tracy: The best writer on this website.

Feel like editing that 10AM MS now, or just gonna own it?

I don’t care what anybody says; that’s a cool-ass looking Mustang.

Two cars: The XLR and the XLR-V.

The question is... if a popular democrat party president were suggesting this very same livery, would ANYONE be complaining about it?

I agree with you to a certain extent, though I would argue that by branding it a Chevrolet, they really limited the potential for the car and for the Voltec technology in general. Had they replaced HUMMER with Volt, and sold a line of Volt models in a kiosk at all GM stores, they would have done better.