Textbook demon face.

Well I guess I may as well get a divorce now, too.

I feel like the subset of people who are so terrified of having their neck licked by a guy in his underwear that they literally would not be able to speak AND who would voluntarily sign up for 'simulated extreme horror and adult sexual content' is probably pretty small.

I also think the haunted house would probably…

This is something I would never, ever choose to do. That being said, some people like this stuff, and I'm not about to judge the organizers/actors involved in this (or Blackout Haunted House, as another commenter referenced). You sign a waiver, you have a "safe word," there is no hiding the fact that your boundaries…

She got a $30, one-piece Buzz Lightyear costume. Yeah, it's kinda ill-fitting and is the cheap, pajama-like version of what Buzz Lightyear looked like.

Buzz Lightyear wasn't exactly big and puffy... He was a toy. I think this guy did a better job:

Cheese turtles hide when the toejam tornado goes a-riding. Blow, picklewhistle, blow! I prefer my rubadubs toasted. Would you like a squirrel ride?

I'm waiting for the guys who were whining about women tricking them with extreme make-up to complain about the media tricking them into idolising an unreal ideal. Not holding my breath though.

I can't take this shit seriously.

Same as everyone else... tell someone you love them so they sleep with you. Obviously.

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and…

Christian develops messiah complex. Film at 11.

Meh, all this nudity is pretty fucking boring. I know what naked ladies look like. When I look at pop stars I want to see them in fabulous fucking outfits.

I feel like she has a point in general but I wish someone a little less hypocritical had made it. The idea that Katy Perry is any way shape of form multi-faceted ("it's nice to play other cards") is hilarious. Katy Perry is a wide-eyed sex doll where 80% of her lyrics and apparance involves some aspect of sex (whip…

One day this privilege Olympics bullshit is going to start preventing people from seeking help for things because they keep getting told that if they're privileged in any way, they don't have real problems.

You'll be fine. This person just listed off a bunch of shit people are already aware of in the douchiest way possible. Kinda like describing your first period as THE INSIDE OF YOUR UTERUS PEELING OFF AND BLEEDING EVERYWHERE WHILE YOUR INSIDES MURDER YOU. Totally unnecessary.

No, every one of these examples is absolutely the worst-case scenario intended to incite fear and disgust for the childbirthing process. It may not have been directed towards me but it certainly shows a lot of insensitivity towards people in my position. It would be like telling a rape victim that people are going to…

Unless Erin is dating a lot of younger men- it appears that the kidult she was dating was one of your generation. Maybe he was just too lazy to bother to learn basic life skills? That's what y'all were known for, right? Slacking?

As a latchkey kid of the 90's who ate food bank shit thanks to "trickle down economics" and who graduated college during a recession that boomers are 100% responsible for- my heart doesn't really give a shit about you until you post that shit on instagram.

Wait, we're getting more attractive? I approve...