All gorgeous.

Reading articles like this always remind me of the best piece of advice I got from my mom: "You would worry a lot less about what people think of you if you knew how little they were doing it." Often interchanged with her other favorite: "Nobody cares how you wear your hair, darlin'". Seriously, dear author, I am…

I feel this is ridiculous. Can I say that it is inappropriate for Beyonce to wear long flowing blonde curls because the whole bleached blonde look is something that white women developed for themselves as a culturally relevant demonstration of sexual availability? SOUNDS KIND OF RACIST, not to mention insulting to…

So I'm not trying to be an asshole (except that I basically already am one), but where I live, Navajos, and a number of other nations, bust out essentially generic "authentic" "tribal" souvenirs and fashion items hand over fist for sale to white tourists like 52 weeks a year. The pants-peeing, steam-coming-out-of…

There are literally hundreds, if not thousands of other dolls (boys, girls, babies, make-up, no make-up, any theme/identity/animal/fantasy creature) that you can purchase for little children, available in every region, style, and price point. I'm consistently baffled by this weird claim that there is no alternative,…

I agree with you. I am currently reading this from my desk at my STEM job, but oops! I am wearing a pink t-shirt and have matching hot pink toenails! Guess I should just quit, I've obviously made a wrong turn somewhere. Back to the kitchen with me and my regressive gender pigeonholing preferences!

Okaaay... so NSA... any old time you wanna get on the ball... anything? Anything?

While I think this "Real Tooth Fairy"/"Hero Tooth Elff" (srsly wtf?) thing is reaching new heights of ridic, may I venture that you are feeling dirty reading this because the author of the article is breaking their writing bone to spin a tacky marketing thread into a tapestry of porn industry level innuendo?

You have done such a great job of justifying my apathy. "Not my culture! Never gonna go there! Oh wellsies!" See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, amirite? I will be waaay over here, "sitting down, shutting up and 'listening'". Cause Islamic women have that globally resonating voice, that they usually use…

Well you and I are two different people, friendy. I'm going to stand by "the worst" since you've upped the ante with a little sanctimoniousness. Besides, I'm freaking agreeing with you. Lord knows I wouldn't want to "shame" you for not complying with your "conditioning" that you're "required" to "breed".

Why do so many of the articles on this site do the obnoxious "more on that later" or "mentioned later" thing? We're not chatting at a sleepover, all it does is remind me that I don't really have time to be reading this at work. Having saved some time by stopping there, though, I feel I can mention that living in a…

God, thank you. New parents like you are the absolute worst.

The worst part of this is that any kind of blue material, whether it be bad language, sex, violence, drugs, whatever, takes such an IMMENSE amount of skill. People have a hard time understanding why one thing is offensive or stupid and one isn't, or why one comedian can "get away" with it, and the real reason is…

First of all, crullers have nothing in common with croissants. Stop embarrassing yourself there. Secondly, the navel gazing involved in fetish pastry/yogurt/wheatgrass/etc. worship is extremely bourgeois, especially if you are just barfing them all up anyway. (I would say that I'm looking in the direction of LA and…

I'll admit I'm no expert in these types of things, having never really read a tabloid outside of this Jezebel feature, and living in an area where "beach bodies" are not a thing, and I furthermore realize that the celebrities themselves are not the ones complaining about these unflattering portraits, but the one that…

If this happened to my daughter, honestly, I would just pull her straight out of school, and hire a private tutor. And then I'd hire a lawyer and sue the school board for a reimbursement of whatever it cost me to do that.