This show is the source of my all time favorite line of dialogue:
[After buying a banana holder at the store]
Get off the counter bananas, you fancy now!

You’re right, a movie as great as TLJ would have been an impossible act for a middling director like Trevorrow to follow. Good point.

Well they’ve just replayed the same song multiple times on every CD since 2001 so you’re not really missing anything.

Flagged for hate speech

Liberals: Look, someone with a viewpoint that is completely misled and harmful to minorities, children, and, well, everyone. Let’s criticize him appropriately

Yeah, that was spectacularly fucked up of him, in my opinion.

Mule Variations is the best introduction to Tom Waits, IMO.

+8 belles

I think the important thing to remember here is nothing.

That’s very confusing. What about this review isn’t about the movie?

Many contemporary reviewers could do with beginning to understand not everything is necessarily intended for them personally. Plenty of effort exerted in sounding smarter than the film makers - zero effort in objectivity/empathy for the actual target audience.

When I inevitably see this movie, and the Iron Giant comes on screen, I’m going to turn to the person next to me, and say in a very loud whisper “That’s Chappy.”

“Many contemporary reviewers could do with beginning to understand not everything is necessarily intended for them personally”

Reviews will forever and always be highly subjective to the reviwer writing it. It’s not the reviewer’s fault that your views on what is or isn’t good for a movie don’t align with their’s.

“I can’t say Merry Christmas anymore, also the Trail of Tears wasn’t as long as people say it was.”

lose the point of the Iron Giant in the process of “lovingly referencing” it.

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

And that scene from The Last Boy Scout slouches another step closer to Bethlehem to be born.

Oh good, that guy is here.

Everybody in this show should be asking “Where’s Victor Zsasz”?