When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Goddamn right we don’t tolerate intolerance. How retarded do you have to be to think you were making a good point there?

Holy shit I didn’t realize how sad the Barstool thing was until I clicked on that link. They play to their audience, that much is for damn sure.

Two assholes came together and made something great.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

people that cheat are scumbags...that isnt up to debate. racist mocking of the players race because they cheat isnt some honorable retort...its still racist and still bullshit to defend. a black dude takes ur bike or something, calling him a nigger isnt you playing a high roll against crime...its you being a racist.

Parrothead here. There is a subset of Buffett fandom that doesn’t acknowledge any of his music past the first six albums. It’s a smart idea.

Which is why I’m hoping my “I hurt myself today” NIN-themed restaurants will be my ticket to the good life

Haha, it’s funny because you’re white trash!

It’s a weird stance. “more people should be having bad/weird sex” is a strange thing to (half) say. The Aziz Ansari thing wasn’t about having him arrested or blacklisted just saying “hey if you stand with women, maybe think about how you have made some of them feel.” The outcome of more men being aware of that is that…

“Hey, here’s a topic literally everyone is talking about and being asked about at the moment, what are your thoughts on it?”

It’s kind of hard to ignore when his minion remind us of that every 42 seconds.

When you start with billions

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Spoiler alert: In the future, I keep right on saying stuff.

Right? I mean, if you can’t stop the technology altogether or police the entire Internet, then why bother moderating your own website at all? Any rule that’s possible to thwart isn’t worth having, amiright? If you can’t provide a total, instant solution, embrace the problem! High five, brah. Now let’s go watch Fake…

Jonny Moseley hosted Saturday Night Live. That’s pretty weird.

Also, Johan Olav Koss kicked ass in ‘94.

How did we suddenly become an interplanetary species from this rocket test?