I’ve been racking my brain to figure out why this story is as popular as it is. I feel like every couple of months something comes out about a “oh the first draft was really different, but X got credit for it” or “they used my script but were able to cut me out of the credits”. There was one about High Fidelity last…

Yeah man, it’s kind of tough for a song to develop cancer of the face and require surgery.

He should take the hint.

lol you are never not miserable 

Buddy, find me a trumper who is advocating on behalf of science. 

In the opinions of the health organizations fighting a pandemic, you fucking dingus.

Occasional guest star on The Magicians, and currently on some Canadian show. Also a positive delight on Instagram.

The fuck is it with Che being a piece of shit magnet?

Absolutely. Nate bouncing from lady to lady on the crew made me feel like they cheapened Zari by having her fall for him.

What an absolutely miserable relationship to stories you have.

Between Eleanor’s little voice and the fact that two architects did design this, is it possible that All This Has Happened Before?

Holy shit. The Two Ninas. I remember thinking that was *real life* as a 15/16 year old (who saw too much of himself in Ron Livingston in Office Space, but as a mid-30s person he just thinks teenage him was an idiot). It doesn’t hold up all that well because everything is a bit *too* contrived, but goddamn if I don’t…

He also took the second story off of Tahani’s house when she was soulmated to the short guy. 

The real bootlicking is in the replies to the tweet. 

Please do not forget his trash children.

Not a candy, but I’m a *huge* fan of freezing Oreos. The chocolate thaws as you chew, and it’s just heavenly.

A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING

Literally the definition of empathy. It’s what we hope children grow up with. 

The original Grilled Stuffed Burrito was my favorite. I feel like the guacamole in the XXL takes away from the joy of the charred taste from the grill, so I’ve been asking for it without guac.

Very cool that Cantona is a fan of Drew’s The Postmortal