Roman Polanski won a fucking Oscar while living in exile. This is the point, duder. It is impossible for their lives to be ruined.

You see anyone in that photo who’s been convicted?

You don’t have to reply to yourself twice, but this is the world we’re living in.

Post the goddamn list.

Portillo’s is not the best at anything it does, but it does a bunch of things very well. If you want just a beef sandwich, hot dog, Italian sausage, or burger, there are better options. If you want all of those things? It’s a one stop shop.

That’s a lot of laughing from a dude who doesn’t think Monday Night Football is the most watched program on television by an almost 4:1 ratio.

How can you yell at people for both calling someone vapid and taking it too seriously? If it is not serious, then it is vapid.

Hey, if this legitimate piece of news is why you wanted to jump on your high horse, more power to you, you whiny bum.

Looks like someone just posted after hopping off the whaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance.

Hey duder. Comas are weird. Congratulations on waking up from yours, but I have some bad news about the state of media in the 21st century. You see, people started using ad blockers, and the media companies that were supported by those ads started to fail. It was super sad. Years ago, there was a place called The…

Sprinter bought Torres a liftetime pass from me. Excited to get a chance to listen to this.

Not their fault that fucking Nazis are pop culture again, broseph.

He was absolutely the perfect actor for that little part.

Hahahahaha.

Maybe your dad shouldn’t have committed manslaughter then?

His thing is being really upset when you remind him that his dad killed three people.

Access.

Bob’s Burgers was supposed to be about a family of cannibals who open a burger joint. The network said “That’s gonna be boring after three episodes”.

To be fair, I made these comments on the old site. Bradley was doing nothing but wanking off in a comment, and my response was all he deserved.

K.