Don't be a coward: just call him 'uppity'.

The John Munch of our time.

"Saw a lady in half, they call you a cheap magician. Saw a baby in half, and you're a biblical legend. It's all about context."

I clearly didn't because that terrible actress from the Cupid reboot and Studio 60 was on it.

Ted Griffin, creator of Terriers, is married to Sutton Foster, star of Bunheads. In my head, the shows share the same universe.

The awful reboot is why I will never, ever believe Sarah Paulson is a good actress.

Then don't fucking reach for the n-bomb.

"Oh no, Larry thinks I'm bougie because I shop at Anthropologie, THIS IS JUST LIKE BEING CALLED THE N WORD"

No it's not. Don't say that.

Nick Cave - "There She Goes, My Beautiful World"

Traffic - "Dear Mr. Fantasy"

Blind Faith - "Can't Find My Way Home"

Warren Zevon - "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner"

Murray Head - "One Night In Bangkok"

So it was. So it was.

Berenstain Bears, you goddamn Earth-2 alien.

Fuck him. He was trash.

The Leviathan fucking smiles.

Nostalgia centers? Oh. You mean the AV Club.

And I am ecstatic to find it out!