If HIMYM wasn't over, you can rest assured that's where the comment would arise.

Fuck yeah, man! These broads should know their place and just stick to reviewing the show as it's written! Or maybe they should just review shows on the Food Network, amirite?

262 comments and not a single one mentioning the best line reading in all of television.

Says the guy falling back on the "you keep making comments" defense.

My movie-watching habits are not a court of fucking law, so….

I don't care if I am an asshole for not wanting to see a movie. I care greatly that people make Salem Witch Hunt accusations without knowing the name of a person pressed to death during said hunt.

Again, I literally do not care.

My desire to watch a film is not so great as to accept that what if.

Yep. That's right. I'd be all like "Man, why don't we just stop watching Giles Corey's movies".

And you totally equated rape with pirating a movie. Which is fucking amazing.

It points away from supporting those who engage in sexual violence.

Sure, I guess, if I wanted to see them I'd do it that way. But I just don't. I am ok with excising them from my life.

And I "don't care".

I don't see Woody Allen movies, I don't see Roman Polanski movies, and I won't see DoFP. Man's gotta have a code.

Edgar kinda sucked. Although that was a shitty way to die.

RIP Curtis. Jack cried after killing you, and so did I.

Didn't you, my man?

It doesn't end with that. Doesn't it end with the title quote? That is my favorite scene of the first season. Everyone has been shittalking Matt all episode, but Coach defends him. And he asks the question, knowing the answer. And Matt, sensing the gravity of the question asked to him, mans the fuck up and tells…

The LIEberal media won't even talk about this show…..pussy.

"Right now im just some chump commenter to you…"