War never changes (diapers).

That’s a nice way to lie to yourself. History is written by the victors, you know.

Not really $300, 30 Hz @ 4K = no thanks.

HA!

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

My theory.

I am really confused by this. Where was it before he flushed it?

Sometimes I wonder if Jezebel commenters are really feminists or if they're actually trolls pretending to be feminists in order give slanderous material to glib men everywhere.

From the main menu, simply navigate to Windows > Single-Window Mode.

A well-written story on a health topic without a sensational headline and conclusions drawn through ignorance? Is this Jezebel? Is this real life?

I call this shit Grown Up Gatorade. It is the only thing that will quench my thirst after a brutal hike/cycle/run. Your judgement can not phase me.

When Canadians say we're "working on beer as a sports drink" you have to factor in the sport in question:

Great work from Russia to bring this full circle by not bringing it full circle.

I always had an irrational dislike for Ethan Hawke. Then I saw this movie and it wasn't irrational anymore.

I guess I'll be the first one to ask — how is this possible? Everyone thought it was insane when Facebook bought Instagram for $1B. I, for one, have never even heard of WhatsApp.

I think that the real story here is that Jennifer Lawrence, who has to be a millionaire at this point, is apparently too cheap to pay for Showtime and has to watch the show on DVD.