1. Dick move

OP you win.. that pig shitting on it's nuts has me in tears

OP you win.. that pig shitting on it's nuts has me in tears

She look like she got her back to the camera and her heads spun around

Would this work for unclogging the pipes leading TO the toilet?

They all fail. I got an Atari 2600 when I asked for a Nintendo. Blow me with you equivalencies.

I'm sorry, I stroked out for a minute, I thought you said smelling like Pizza would be a bad thing... I really gotta stop drinking so early in the morning.

Damn, if he could have only made it to 69....

You're a brave individual, now excuse me while I line the dining room of your conveniently abandoned neighbors house with plastic and put up pictures of the cast all around the room.

I'm the quiet sort of person who needs her space, but my husband's family is full of extroverts who don't really understand that perspective. That's caused a lot more grief over the years than it should have (I wish we had this article back then), but I'm lucky that my husband understands me and mediates when…

I know Coke is so acidic in concentrated form the tankers that move it around have higher than normal hazmat requirements for it. They also use it to clean blood of of concrete at crime scenes so basically, yes, I would love to pour that into my body and my car's paint job....

I feel bad for her next studio audience, they could have gotten alligator handbags :( Now they have to settle for 2 weeks in Tahiti.

Respect

Why does a rich girl still not have an iPhone 5? She is crucking frazy!!!

"Wahell you something about Pat Summmmmerrrall was that he was the best Pat Summmmmmerralll there was because He was infact Pat Summmmerralllll."

He's so that little nerd with asthma and allergic to everything that had a note to be excused from every single activity in gym class, K-12. Never lifted a ball yet has something to say about everyone.

+1 and I submit that someone even happier is the NYC Hipster moderator in the Spring who continually allows these posts to show up and keeps his/her job.

No idiot, if you use coin you have to insert it rectally.

See, the handi-abled? can do anything!

They haven't found a Prime number yet that would show the length of the stick I would touch this one with.